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February 10, 2011
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Hearts. If you don't want yours shredded then book your Valentine's dinner now.

As you might have noticed, Valentine’s Day is looming large on the calendar. If you still haven’t booked a table for that romantic Valentine’s dinner then check here for 5pm offers in Edinburgh and here for 5pm offers in Glasgow. Good luck.

In the meantime, The Telegraph have a funny gallery of the world’s sexiest, kinkiest and strangest hotels. The most eye-popping has to be the Two Lions room at Berlin’s Propeller Island City Lodge.

Like any well appointed hotel room, it features two cages on stilts. Who said romance was dead?

The blog has also received an email from the National Express Coaches. They are running a Recession Romance package which can be pre-booked by customers who want to propose either on their coach or at their destination.

The pack costs £3 and a limited number are available to customers travelling on Valentine’s Day. The pack contains a Valentine’s card; a single plastic rose and a plastic ring.

As if that wasn’t enough to melt the heart of the least romantic curmudgeon, National Express will also refund the cost of travel for any couple who get engaged on board a coach and present it to them as a wedding gift.

Kate and Wills must be kicking themselves. If only they had waited a bit longer to get engaged, Wills could have saved himself a few bob on the engagement ring.