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You know what it’s like. You’ve got a hundred-year-old bottle of port but don’t want to open it with a corkscrew as you are afraid that the cork has deteriorated.
The solution? Open it with a feather.
OK, you’ll actually need more than a feather. You’ll also need a set of port tongs. You’ve got port tongs, right?