This fantastically OTT restaurant review is doing the rounds at the moment and it’s a beaut if you like Thick of It levels of swearing.

It’s supposed to be the work of Dave Knockles, a repulsive ad man/marketing director and it makes Giles Coren, officially the angriest man in Britian, seem like a big fluffy kitten.

It made me spit out my cornflakes but be warned that it is gratuitously offensive and will probably set off alarm bells in your IT department if you are reading this at work.